Archive for the ‘bimbotic rants’ Category
How to date me
Posted by: OLLie on: March 4, 2009
I was doing all the personality tests on quizbox.com when I got a little crazy with the “Give me more”s.
If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn’t go together, but somehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring [...]
CNY 2009
Posted by: OLLie on: January 28, 2009
I started off my CNY with a limp.
Or rather, a sprain, a blue black, and a scraped knee. By falling off my dad’s MPV while climbing outta the car.
And to think the FengShui guy on TV on the eve of CNY said that the ones with the zodiac of Ox gotta take care of their [...]
Random thoughts
Posted by: OLLie on: January 24, 2009
I have been having weird random thoughts recently:
1. I don’t think my childhood ideal of getting married at 24 is gonna come true at the rate that I’m growing old. I’m turning 23 in 4 freaking days and I’m no closer to getting hitched. =XX
2. Whether the driver of the lorry which was smashed in [...]
Short Hair
Posted by: OLLie on: January 18, 2009
Remember how I went to chop off my locks a year ago?
I have my long locks back yesterday!
It’s no miracle. Just spend 150bucks, and everyone can get long hair too.
Now I’ve freaking long hair, which feels utterly weird against me. It gets stuck under my bag straps, gets caught in the zip of my bag, [...]
Constipation
Posted by: OLLie on: January 16, 2009
I think constipation’s such a freaky thing.
On one hand, you are adding more food into your stomach, which are eventually gonna turn into nutrients for your body, and then those that are useless are gonna be turned into shit.
On the other hand, you arent shitting all those shit out, which means there are gonna be [...]
Last Scandal
Posted by: OLLie on: October 3, 2008
OMFGOSH. My korean actress just died!
The korean show that I was watching last week, Last Scandal, which was so hilarious yet sad, and so damn romantic, the korean actress Choi Jin Shil just commited suidice.
News can be found here.
OMGOSH.
I’m like so upset but nobody seems to be able to share my grief.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..
Accident and Smelly Guy
Posted by: OLLie on: September 9, 2008
Witnessing a post-accident rescue done by the Police, Civil Defence and ambulance guys the other day, it was the first time I found the Civil Defence guys to be so utterly hot in the way they rushed over to the victims, the way they helped in directing the traffic, and.. erm, just being in uniform.
I [...]
Eyelashes dropping
Posted by: OLLie on: September 7, 2008
My eyelashes are dropping like crazy recently.
Dropping as in shedding.
And I already have like really little eyelashes. You know how some people can have lush thick long lashes? I can only achieve that if I were to put on fake lashies or put on tons of mascara, which I don’t.
When I commented that “Oh man! [...]
My Gaydar is broken
Posted by: OLLie on: August 17, 2008
Went to New Urban Male with Biatcho the other day when omgosh, the NUM guy checked out Biatcho instead of me la.
Note: Biatcho is a guy with hot legs.
From the corner of my eyes, I saw the NUM guy standing behind Biatcho, checking out his legs. And when the NUM guy saw me noticing, he [...]
Coronation Plaza
Posted by: OLLie on: August 12, 2008
Studying in Nanyang Girls’ High introduced me to loads of Bukit Timah good food.
From King Albert’s Park (known lovingly as KAP), to Lana Cake thick chocolate-y cake, to Coronation Plaza’s Prince student meal that consist of a thick creamy good soup, garlic bread, chicken chop/cutlet/fish n chips etc, and free flow of drinks for just [...]
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