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How to date me

Posted by: OLLie on: March 4, 2009

I was doing all the personality tests on when I got a little crazy with the “Give me more”s.

If you are dating an Aquarius female, arrive in your restored classic. Wear a funky hat and clothes that shouldn’t go together, but somehow do. Take her to an out of the way coffee house, featuring jazz. Feel free to discuss anything and everything. She is an intelligent listener, and will have some bizarre insight of her own. You’ll never truly understand her, so bring a tape recorder so you can sort it out later.

Aquarius women are unusual, not necessarily hippies, but aware of the entire globe. She won’t be ready to jump in the sack on the first date, she has to get to know you. Be fascinating, tell her that you are going to Spain to run with the bulls. Explain your philosophy on combining chemicals to combat radiation. Tell her about your thesis which was published in the “International Who Dunnit Magazine”. Don’t tell her you are in love with her too soon. You will know when she has taken a strong liking to you. That is when your Aquarius female will invite you to her abode. Then you will see the real Aquarius female. There will be many unusual pictures and books. There is a story connected to all of her belongings. When your Aquarius female commits to you, she will not necessarily be ready for marriage. That is just her way of saying she likes you. You must have like minds, or there will be no future Mrs. Anybody.

This is just so HAHAHA.

Freaking true at the portions where I bold, which is like more than half of the whole text.

Especially the part where “Don’t tell her you are in love with her too soon.“. I’ll just freak and run at the earliest opportunity.

And I’m interested in all interesting and exotic things. Sameness bores the hell outta me. I cant sit still and do the same thing over and over again.

Another thing is that I’m not too focused on the teeny weeny little details. Tiny little details just murders me slowly.

Ah. The things I do when I’m bored at lab. Besides watching “We Got Married” and coughing back my laughter for fear of the opp lab thinking that I’m slacking at lab. I’m just having some waiting time, you know? =DD

3 Responses to "How to date me"

lai lai lai, this is a open invitation to all single and avail guys out there…. wait are u waiting for..

she’s teaching u the steps liao


hahaha.. I’m not extending an open invite! That was just the title of the quiz I took. =X hahaha..

I googled “Best Blogs” and I was flooded with zillions of entries..
I skimmed and scanned sites and this particular blog of yours made me read it to the end (The girl that I am has short attention span..I click away on the fourth word of the first sentence). APPLAUSE. This one is a nice read.

I seriously think though that this isn’t an invitation to single men. This is purely a warning. You must love intelligent conversations and a so-so guy surely wouldn;t be able to keep up with you bright girl!

See yah around.

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