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Archive for August 2006

To puke blood or to be amused. Argh.

Posted by: OLLie on: August 28, 2006

In the tuition session with my Sec 1 boy just now: Scenario 1: Me: "What is the main energy that friction produces?" *Boy hesitates for 30 seconds scratching his head before lighting up suddenly* Boy: "Ah-ha! I know! Global warming!!!!" – Scenario 2 Me: "What poles repel and what poles attract?" Boy: "err.. light." Me [...]

Tur Kwa + Pitstop

Posted by: OLLie on: August 26, 2006

I finally bought the Tur Kwa shirt yesterday. One complain though. Why all so big?! And the length of the shirt is very long leh. But still, it's the tur kwa shirt. How to resist? Will there be a mai ham shirt in the future? – Went over to Pitstop cafe yesterday for our guides [...]

His thinning hair

Posted by: OLLie on: August 22, 2006

As I looked at his thinning hair with obvious traces of white today, I realized how much time has flown past us. – Ever since I was 4, I started taking art lessons — drawing huge apples, balls, fishes. As I grew older, I graduated from class to class, changing from teacher to teacher. And [...]


Posted by: OLLie on: August 18, 2006

Unfaithful men pisses the hell out of me. Especially unfaithful men who have loving wives, adorable kids, everything that one can ever ask for in life. – I know of this great woman who's been a great wife to her husband, shower him with tender loving care, bore him 2 kids, and having another on [...]

Flattened blister + Screwed up sleeping time

Posted by: OLLie on: August 17, 2006

I succeeded in resisting the temptation of poking those 2 blisters. And now it's all recovered. Except. Except that now I have 2 flattened blisters, which has alot of excess skin that doesnt stick to my feet anymore. Yet, they arent broken such that I can peel them out. So I have been walking around [...]

Q: Where is the worst place to get a blister?

Posted by: OLLie on: August 13, 2006

Ans: On the soles of your feet. I'm now walking on tip toes everywhere. For I have 2 humongous blisters on the soles of my feet which hurt every single time I attempt to walk properly. Or for that matter, attempt to stand with my feet firmly on the ground. All thanks to this pair [...]

Take what pic har?

Posted by: OLLie on: August 11, 2006

As I sat down on the bus, arranged my bag and settled into my seat to sleep, I suddenly saw the left arm of the Indian man raising up with his handphone. And the next thing I know, there was a loud "cheekak!" sound. That bloody asshole took a picture of me. While he was [...]

Even though

Posted by: OLLie on: August 9, 2006

Even though sometimes I have to rack my brains on where should I go on weekends, Even though transportation fares are going up yet again, Even though cab fares has already gone up to atrocious levels such that travelling home from Orchard can cost me 20bucks, Even though I used to be able to buy [...]

Oooh.. I like it.

Posted by: OLLie on: August 6, 2006

Ever since my good friend Erinna told me about men who open durians are macho, I started thinking about it. And ya har. Men who open durians are indeed macho. (Must see who is the man of course. Not just any 阿猫,阿狗 hor. Veiny arms and messy hair are preferred. Small eyes too.) Nowadays, durians [...]

A letter to that Uncle

Posted by: OLLie on: August 3, 2006

Dear Uncle, I know it is an inbuilt human instinct for you to squeeze through the crowd of old aunties ladies with jiggly boobs ample bosom, poking that ah pek with your wet umbrella, for that one seat left in the entire bus beside me. And I do understand that due to your size, your [...]

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